PHOTO: My Big Breast Saved Me

A MODEL was saved in a car crash — thanks to her world record-sized boobs. Sheyla Hershey escaped with only bruising to her 38KKK breasts.

The 32-year-old Brazilian told The Sun: "They saved my life. They cushioned the impact of the blow. I would be dead without them.

"My breasts stopped my face and my head being hit. I am so thankful for them."

Sheyla, who has had at least ten boob jobs and plans to increase her bust size to 38MMM, crashed near her home in Houston, Texas.

She said: "I was on my way to meet my husband and our two kids at a friend's house but I started to feel dizzy.

"I swerved to avoid a dog and ended up writing off my car. I hit a tree, spun round three times and then hit another tree on the other side of the road. "But I am OK. It could have been much worse."

Sheyla puts the dizzy spell down to medication she takes for depression and pain relief.

Source: The New Statesman.

FOKN Bois Offer Free Download of Their 18-Track Album As Valentine Gift

You might have heard the most controversial African song of the past few months Thank God We're Not A Nigerians by Ghanaian Rap Duo FOKN Bois. We thought the barrage of insults and death threats that ensued might stop them in their tracks - actually we hoped so for their sake because they really are one of the best rap groups Africa has right now (they’re responsible for the world's first Pidgen musical Coz Ov Moni) but no, they had to go and do a whole album to seemingly offend everyone possible. We say seemingly because with the FOKN Bois only their air-conditioners (upgrades from regular fans) are able to listen between the punch lines to grasp the true essence of their lyrics. Their latest album FOKN Wit Ewe is out today. Titles like Strong Homosexual Guys tackle homophobia, as Want To Be White addresses skin bleaching among other things, and Sexin Islamic Girls is about...well, really just what the title says. Christians, rastas, extra terrestrials...no one has been spared. FOKN Wit Ewe will either send the FOKN Bois straight to mega stardom or martyrdom, but will definitely go down in history as a classic. Best of all it’s free! Yes FREE on www.foknbois.bandcamp.com till the Valentine week is over (6 days), after which it goes for sale. They’re not bothered because they know the true air-conditioners will be back to buy the album online just for FOKN sake! FOKN Tour Dates 13 March - SXSW, Texas 16 March - Cologne, Germany 17 March - Berlin, Germany 23 March - Copenhagen, Denmark 24 March - Stockholm, Sweden 06 April - Munich, Germany Follow FOKN Bois on Twitter and friend them on Facebook

Source: Peacefmonline.com

Controversy Hits DJ Awards

There is a growing controversy about the upcoming Ghana DJs Awards, a few weeks after the event was announced. The awards festival has sparked speculations of rivalry and arguments between some known DJs in Accra. One of Africa’s finest and Ghana’s celebrated DJ Black, in an interview, has stated that though he did not see the need for such rivalry, “people have their favourites and know their worth. Your hard work will single you out”. Sarkodie’s Disk Jockey, DJ Mensa had this to say: “It certainly would be in the good interest of the Ghanaian entertainment industry because such a program will go a long way to put Ghanaian DJs on their toes, which means consumers of music will have better quality on the radio, at night clubs and at parties”. YFM and ETV’s DJ Flexy said the work of a DJ went beyond sitting behind the console and changing tracks but rather involved hours of hard core research which informed the worth of any good DJ. He added that he thought it was a good initiative to award DJs, explaining that “it will motivate them to work harder to entertain the people of Ghana”. Tension is already brewing on Facebook and Twitter social networks with debates by sections of the public on who deserves what, although the organizers, Merqury Republic, haven’t officially launched the event. The annual Ghana DJ Awards- the first of its kind to be organized in the country- will be held this year with a sole aim of promoting and awarding the best achieving Ghanaian radio, nightclub and recognized mobile Disk Jockeys.

Source: News One